1. You get fatter

You tend to have many meals together.
If you're not doing anything too exciting or interesting with each other, you're probably eating together.
For the guys, you get fatter because you have to finish whatever your girlfriend can't.
For girls, you get fatter just because!

2. You get poorer

Money is very important in a relationship. I'm kidding you not.
You need money. Lots of it.
To pay for bills at fancy restaurants, since you eat out more.
To pay for movie tickets, since you watch more blockbusters at peak periods.
To pay for all the many many material things that you may buy your significant other in attempt to prove your love and commitment; or just as present for that special occasion; or just to make each other smile.

3. You get boring

Dead boring. Both of you.
But despite that, you still love each other.

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