Like every woman, I have wants and I have needs. And like every human, I look for these wants and needs in fellow humans, especially men, but more specificially - one man.

I WANT THIS BOYFRIEND:
1. Older than me. I don't like younger guys. Their immaturity pisses me off.
2. Must be on standby to open any glass jars, tin cans and air-tight juice bottles all the time.
3. Taller than me. DUH? I'm already as short as hell.
4. Big eyes. Just for the hell of it. Since I like them.
5. Fit and healthy with great stamina. I want high energy levels.
6. Sensible shopping partner who will stop me from purchasing silly things.
7. Ability to cook because I can't.
8. Intellectual. Because I get bored real fast.
9. Smart with money. Because I'm not.
10. Must have fairly good sense of direction - just because I do.
11. Drive a car. Because I don't.
12. Please be a reader. Nothing pisses me off more than a person who is stupid and doesn't read anything. Oh, please, grow up!
13. Tech-savvy. Otherwise, you're uncool.
14. Anime otaku. Otherwise, you're even more uncool.
15. Clean in many different aspects. I hate facial hair.
16. Even-tempered and easygoing. Just because I'm not.
17. Good travel buddie.
18. Please love food because I don't.
19. Don't ever stop me from going to church.
20. Tolerant of all my whiny speeches, bitchy PMS tantrums and silly-billy act-cute-ness annoying moments.
21. Trustworthy, polite, respectful, considerate, supportive, honest and committed. (Try saying that all in one breath!)

Okay, that's all I can come up with for the moment.
I'm sure I'm missing something though.

ANYWAY.

If you know anyone like that, please email me.
If you are like that, also, please email me.

And I shall bags you forever! (:

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mMm.. I wonder what Audrey's list is like.

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